Tuesday, 19 July 2011

The Teeny-Weeny Battle of the Sexes!

Girls Girls Girls..You guys might think at times why exactly we were made!!And more often about what you would have done if we weren't around(I'm just talking about a Utopian dream,technically speaking impossible of course,call it poetic license or whatever!).One confusing lot certainly.Haven't you really wanted to read a girl's mind?!More like wanted to know why she behaves in such contradicting manner,all the time.Well I don't think even she can give you an answer to it;)

I'll tell you few things which can be described as the Universal- chick theory.You can just take it down and accept the facts as it is!:D

We love things in 'pink n purple'.You maybe like what's all d hullabaloo over them!"They are just colours!"Still we adore them,which reminds me of the fact that I have a pair of pink sneakers,floats n sandals and m hunting for a pair of pink stilettos!

We wouldn't mind spending 400 bucks on a Chambor eye pencil but would definitely bargain on Commercial Street for a pair of Marie Claire- like sandals for a 100 bucks.It's totally worth only so much.Trust me!:D

We may complain all the time that we are fat (same with thin) and would hate it if you tell us the same.So just keep nodding when we say that to you next time.

We would love to get chocolates ,even when we are crash dieting with only salads and sugar free juices!


We could talk nineteen to the dozen about our best girlfriends to our guy and still would be furious if he said "Yes,she's cute".Well then comes out the cat in us,claws and all!:|

We love gossipping.All girls do,maybe they don't just realise it.Though we prefer to call it, "Just talking about the people we care about!"*wink wink*

We are total drama queens when it comes to the guy we love!Well,exceptions are possible,by which I mean drama queens with everyone!:D

We would complain if the guy in the vegetable shop stares at us,but love it if d hot,well dressed guy in the mall does!(though we wouldn't show it out and smile secretly to our self):P

We wouldn't ever accept that any girl is perfect.It's a talent and we find faults with everyone!"Yes she has a great body,but no sense of style.", "Lovely eyes,only if they were set a little wide apart."

We would be extra sweet to you and whisper in your ear to tell us the truth ,yet would get into a rage when you do.

We would say "Yes,I'm fine" ,which translates to "No I'm not,ask me what my problem is!"

In spite of having a wardrobe full of clothes,we tend to say ,"I'm not coming out.I have nothing to wear.":(

And the most important one!We could easily deceive you with the way we behave!Born actresses we are..Can be really sweet when we want to be and really bitchy too.Kindly do not judge us by the way we look or the way we present ourselves!;)

Kindly do not try to figure us out..We really don't understand ourselves most of the time..;)

7 comments:

  1. hahahaa...loved it...and so true :)

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  2. LOL. So very true.

    But they (men) can't live without us either:D

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  3. cant agree more Pooja :)
    "We are total drama queens when it comes to the guy we love!" ~ no wonder that my bf would agree to it!! :D

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  4. thanks girls!cheers to girl power!!
    :D

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  5. Lil devils with Angelic looks :D :P

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  6. Nice ! Simple thoughts in e very girl's mind you have penned down !

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