The Beginners Guide to a Break-Up ;)

Almost all of  us must have been through a break up (or should i call it a break down ) at some point of time.Well,the two aren't very different anyway.The feeling when your whole world comes tumbling down like a pack of cards;when your dreams and aspirations are shattered;the feeling that your heart is clenching itself into as tiny as a baby's fist.Whoosh,i can't do any more drama..:P Too much for today.Or is it?;)

A relationship normally begins with a hi,hello followed my daily calls,"can't -stay -without -texting- you" moments.And then comes the best part where they compliment you to bits :D The proposal and the confusion and the saying a "yes" part! A friend of mine calls the first  4 months into a relation, "The Honeymoon Phase" .No denying that.I am not talking  about the crazy in love, love you "Truly Madly Deeply" types btw!No offense to them.Coming back to the more realistic ones, then you get to the "knowing each other" phase.Knowing each other too well that you realize you are poles apart and can never get along well.:)

The sad shit phase begins and you decide you have had enough.

or

You get dumped!*sniffs*

or

You dump him or her mercilessly!*tada* *evil grin*

Top reasons to dump someone

1.Family issues-The lamest excuse ever invented.Has been circulating through time immemorial.Forms exist like "I love my mom /dad more","My dad wouldn't allow","I am not prepared to present it at home(read i don't have the ba**s to do it!)

2."We wouldn't get along well".

3."I am impotent". Not kidding.It exists!:P

4."I love you,not enough to get married to".(very honest according to me) :)

5."I need you to earn ,say a 6 figure salary before i can introduce you to my dad"!

6. And the most depressing one,"I love someone else"!:)

These aren't ranked exactly.They are all equally lame!:P


Well,people deal with break ups differently.

1.They call the other person a total, useless jerk who never deserved you and bitch about him for the rest of your life.

2.The ones who whine and pine for years wishing for their "loved one" to come back and refuse to move on.

3.The twinkle eyed ones who think it is kismet and move on like that *snaps finger*.a.k.a the smart ones!:D

Everybody falls in love.Everybody has lost in love.Been through a break up,been in pain.:) But there is nothing that time doesn't heal.You  fall in love,break up, grieve about it ,meet new people,flirt with the best ones and at some point of time,fall in love again!It is a vicious circle,trust me!:)

So does true love exist?I leave that question unanswered!:) ;)

Naale hartal undo??

Dear Hartal,

I have been out of God's Own Country(???) for quite sometime and I nearly forgot how it feels like to be home on a hartal day.Damn ,didn't I miss you..NOT!

What a waste of time,man power and energy.Fine,you helped to bring down the petrol prices.I am thankful,I mean it. You helped my brother learn driving .Thanks again.A hartal for protecting a murderer?Seriously??

I don't blame you.I blame it on the political fanaticism of the people of the state,the intolerant, impatient youth/middle aged men/political veterans.The lazy ones of the state,unable to speak up for themselves,say that we oppose the hartal.Not to forget,the incapable government,ruined by dirty politics,unable to take a decision to control its masses.As much as I hate Narendra Modi,I bow down to his tactics!At least, he knew how to put his foot down when he needed to!!

Can the people I know bring about a difference?Yes, I believe so.Oppose the hartal vehemently.Speak up for yourself.Only a minor percentage of the state is involved in active politics.The rest are at home,laid back and enjoying the day off from their normal work schedule!Can't we do anything about it?A bandh in any other state is yet another normal day.Hard to believe.We aren't the only one with political ideologies!Kindly continue protesting,but for the right causes!

Your sincerely
One who sincerely believes in protesting for the right cause!